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10 types of students you will see when school resumes

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The advent of the lockdown has produced new types of students to expect when school officially resumes. As expected these changes in the lives of Great Ife students are undeniable.
Below are the new types of students you’ll see when school resumes.

1. THE FORSAGE AND ETHERIUM BILLIONAIRES.

These type of students are waiting to show off the Camon 15 and iPhone 11 pro max they bought using Forsage money.

 

2. THE SERIOUS STUDENTS

These are the type of students who have already finished the whole session/semester syllabus in this lockdown.

 

3. THE ADVANCED BENEFIT BOYS

These type of students are ready to oppress fellow students with their new Benz, iPhone 11 Pro, designers cloth and lot more. By now they already have titles like Fundz , money , wire , OG , Agba added to their names.

 

4. THE NEW CEO’s

These are the type of students who have already established a business in this lockdown. They are chilling for the perfect opportunity to do massive launch when school re-opens.

 

5. THE CRYPTO CURRENCY GANGS

These type of students include; the tradera, crowd1, etherum, Trons, forex kings and queens. They will on any resumption opportunity tell us how rich we could have become if we had joined the crypto business.

 

6. THE PARTY ANIMALS

These are the type of students who regardless of this Covid scenario will continue to grace party occasions at any slight opportunity.

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7. THE NEW RELIGIOUSLY DEVOTED

These are the type of students whose eyes have opened during this phase and would undoubtedly turn themselves to “spirikokos”.

 

8. THE MASKERS

Nearly everyone would fall into this category as the new stipulated rule in all places is to ‘Mask Up’.

 

9.THE NEW UNOFFICIAL HEALTH SAFETY EXPERTS

These are the type of students with just little online experience on this Covid scenario. These ones have automatically turned to consultants and specialists in the health sector. You’ll undoubtedly see a couple of them upon resumption.

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10. THE NEW SET OF CLASS STABBERS

No Covid, this type of students are missing classes. Now that there is Covid, expect more from them powerfully. They are ready to stab more with diggers and knives regardless of the consequences.

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