Thursday, June 13, 2024

Church of adonitology; where they worship big butt


The Earth is undoubtedly a wonderful Planet, but with a lot of weird philosophies, pleasant ideologies, and divergent views shared by many people, hence the saying, “One man’s meat is another’s poison”.
This saying is the principle justifying most individuals’ ideology and philosophy on Earth.

When it comes to religion, we’ve heard of so many, ranging from Islam to Christianity, Buddhism, Taoism, Hinduism, Judaism, Confucianism, among many others. All these religions take their hold in the divergent views of their founders and followers.

Recently, I came across a very shocking one. Getting to hear of it, I was astounded!
The name of this religion I speak of is ADONITOLOGY — the worship of Curvaceous and Butty women.
You are shocked, right? So I was when I first heard of it.

The founder of this so-called religion, Prophet Adonis, claims that an Angel named Elishamel, one who is a curvaceous bottom deity had visited him on January the 3rd, 1996 to form a religion for women with curves and to also write a Holy Book for them, called the Book of Adonai.

To clear your sprouting doubt, it is a real and existing church with a large followership. The Church is said to have been existing for 20 years now.

One of the common practices of this Church is the ‘twerk praise’. I find this amusing though. The ‘twerk praise’ dance is a stress relief for women with the curvy bottom. Twerk praise dance is the act of twerking to spiritual/positive music.

So, if you’ve ever thought of practicing a religion that worships the butts without a feeling of guilt, then the church of Adonitology is for you, Locate it!

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