Thursday, October 3, 2024

How We Know Every OAU Student Is Going To Make A Hot Alumnus

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To be great starts with being a great Ife first. That’s the very first thing or one of the numerous first steps anyone should take. I mean why not? We won’t talk about the numerous reasons why everyone should keep choosing Ogba Femi, we will only talk about how we know you’re destined for greatness as a great Ife.

1. Bandana

“Omo ologo pe mi ni zobo”
Eiiiiiiiiiiii
*inserts rounded mouth, weird stance and waka posture.
Asake and Fireboy just cooked the biggest hit song in this freezing weather sure to keep everyone warm. Both must have burnt the whole studio down with their high energy because this song isn’t ordinary, nothing that comes out of any Great Ife is ordinary. Since two alumni cooked up something volcanic, you are also destined to do more.

Read also: 5 Fascinating Similarities Among OAU Alumni Celebrities.

2. Renovation of BOO

The hot alumni community take turns in renovating BOO, just look at BOO lecture theatre, have you been to AUD 1? OAU people be doing wonderful things. If there’s any slight thing that’s discomforting you as a student in Obafemi Awolowo University and you’re already envisioning one of those renovations to make life better, you’re going to be a hot alumnus.

3. Citation and the numerous blockbusters

Only hits are made in Africa’s most beautiful campus and that’s on facts. After you become an alumnus, you’re automatically a product of the great school and you already know what happens.

Read also: TOP 5 MOVIES SHOT ON OAU CAMPUS

4. You’ve found love on campus

Beautiful love stories start on OAU campus and you can’t help but be certain that your love on campus will last till marriage if both parties are willing. Both you and your partner will be able to tell beautiful stories about your union that started on campus when you both become hot. It’s sweet to become like Bunmi Dipo-Salami and Oladipo Salami, Kayode Fayemi and Bisi Fayemi, etc.

Read also: TOP 5 OAU ALUMNI THAT STARTED THEIR LOVE LIVES ON CAMPUS

5. Dreads/ tinted hair/ lengthy hair

You have to possess one to become either like Asake, Fireboy or Blaqbonez. To become hot, you need to have similarities to those that are hot. This hair type is a sign that you can’t escape this destiny. Are you in doubt? Hold unto this hope and marinate in the brightness of the future.

6. You’re planning to drop out

The ASUU strike has nothing on you. Dropping out might be a sign that you’re going to be hot. Take Seun Osewa for example, YNaija even listed him as one of the most innovative Nigerians in technology. What are the odds? Dropping out of OAU must have guided his steps to becoming the hot owner of Nairaland, a website that has more visits than Twitter and Wikipedia in Nigeria.

Read also: 10 ways to become a Great Ife without attending OAU

7. You don’t want to drop out

Even with all these rogbodiyan with ASUU and NANS performing acts, you believe in your education and it’s only right for you to. This isn’t the first time ASUU is doing this, many alumni have gone through more trying times. Graduation is the goal now for you to be able join the hot alumni community gallantly like Eyitope Ogungbenro Ogunbodede, Gbenga Francis Shobo and so on.

8. You love IOI

Anyone that loves IOI is always informed, educated, updated and having fun. IOI is sure to put you in the front line of amazing opportunities that you can’t afford to miss. Why won’t you be hot when you’re getting all the fire from us?

9. The anthem

Great Ife
Articulate Ife
If you know this anthem by heart and you effortlessly vibe to it, you’re likely to be hot. The positivity in the song and the lyrics is enough to put you on fire. Are you not feeling the heat?

If you pass all of this, your hotness knows no bound. I hope you’re ready for the beautiful big things that await you.

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